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Lawyers Playing Poker

A bunch of lawyers were sitting around the office playing poker. "I win!" said Johnson. Henderson threw down his cards. "That's it! I've had it! Johnson is cheating!!!" "How can you tell?" Phillips asked. "Those aren't the cards I dealt him!"



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What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
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A huge difference in my client's defense
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A Lawyer and an IRS Agent
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What is a criminal lawyer?
5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
Two Lawyers
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Short Legal Laughs
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Lawyer's Personal Integrity
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Lawyer at the Pearly Gates
Cigars for the Judge

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Piranha
Four-Letter Surgery
Reasons to Leave Work
Three Old Men
Old Maserati
Impressions
Employee's Lingo
Counting Sheep
Not Me Your Honor
Price of Oranges
Water in the Carburetor
Conducting A Music Class
Dinosaur Plumbing
Testing for Development-Archetypes
Pep Talk
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Blackbeard's Photo
Pirate and Parrot
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Lost Gas Cap
Paper Towel Pirate
Friendly Bears
Sales Practice
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Army Brat vs. Navy Brat
Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work
Two caterpillars
Stricter with the screening process
Women in Combat
Air conditioner trouble
Sahara Desert
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Don't Touch Me
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Driver's Ed
Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo
Out Of Step
Candy Dispenser
Rescue
For The Kids...
Car Sale
A Following Person
The Island
Aisle Seat
Keep Your Seat
Foreman
Hippopotamus, New York
Expensive Operation
Worms
Rolls Royce
How can I get to heaven?
Apprehension
Parking Meter
It Just Shows Stars
Blonde & Overhead Transparancy
The Procrastinator's Creed
She Was So Blonde That
Easy Eggs
Bass Players' IQ
Bus Accident
Why not combine the designated driver ...
Volunteers
I Want to Buy That
The Problem With Fast Food
Custom Software
Running Away
Visa
Flies on a Log
Commercial Reward
Late for Work
Physical Problems
Wife Fell Out
Alligator Shoes
Microsoft vs. GM
Blonde Sky Divers
Tightwad Flyers
A Walking Economy
Dangerous Food
Surfin' the Net
Geography Class
Birthday Study
Ten-Mile Hike
Dropped Your Wallet
Gathering Chickens
Red Fire Fighter
Too Hot, Too Cold
Tips to Improve Your Writing
Daughter in College
Albanian Manufacturers
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Computer Power
You Still Know You're a Tech Geek When...
Investment Counselor
Number 12
Two Trouble Makers
Parents Worst Nightmare
Wife Was Mad at Me
Form Feed
Choose a Punishment
Debate About the Box
Big ethical dilemma
Fighting Mood
Golf Problem
Fixing Broken Computers
Girlfriend in the Car
Nobel Prize
Embarrassing Traffic Stop
Not for Lunch
You Know It's Time To Diet When....
Crocodile is longer
The Dalmatian
Signs That You Are Cheap
$1,000 Bet
Play on the words
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Same answer for each
The way you say it
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Bathroom Philosophers
Zero to 200
Mother's Wedding Dress
Did You Ever Wonder?
The Hokey Pokey - Shakespearean Style
Actual Answers From Students On Music Exams
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Sad News
The Frog
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Chow Time
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A Good Pun is Its Own Reword
Top Reasons For Joining The Church Choir
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The Dying Irish Nun
Value of Degrees
Cat Rules of Hampering
New Checking Account
Dinosaur Bones
Swerving Car
More Things You'd Love To Say (But Don't Dare)
Whisky
Double-Decker Bus
Things You'd Love To Say (But Don't Dare)
Only a Southerner
Momentous Question
Library Blonde
Headlines from the Year 2029
What's Happening?
Strawberry Fertilizer
Father-Daughter Talk
Road Repair?
Two Doilies
Hunting Flies
7 and 7 is 11
Kidneys and Livers
A Frog on the Psychic Hotline
Hotel Security
Texas Pullover
A Freshly Commissioned Second Lieutenant
I do not think -- therefore I am not
The Offer
Water Formula
Travel Agent Terms
Oops
What It Means
Country Song Titles
Lost and Found
Devotion
Salesman to Policeman
Irish Telephones
Dusty Housekeeping
10 Guinness' in 10 Minutes
Too Late, He's Long Dead
Ice Cream Flavors
At Ninety-Nine
Collected Comments of College Students
Jar 47
HMO Q&A
Kansas
Pet Lovers Manifesto
Maiden Name Reinstated
Jock in Trouble
Rare Birds
Computer Power
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit
Military Language
He Can't Hit My Fastball
Obvious Relationship
Pull Buddy
Baste A Turkey
Who Would Know
Intern Tech
High Tech
Mike's Girlfriend
Daytime Television
Hopeless Pupil
Student Proverbs
Drinking Too Much
Very Smart Women
Dollar Equals Ten Cents
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50th Anniversary
Sleeping Dad
Talented Dog
Military Cargo Plane
Cat Gets Killed
Better Living Through Chemistry
George and the Dragon
Eye Laugh
Dear Abby
A Truck Driver's Duty
Dumb
Fifty-One Days
What! No E-mail?
Funny Ads
A Pirate's Tale
The Verdict
If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall...
No Sound Support
What is Black?
Police House Calls
Excited About Marriage
An Elderly Woman's Portrait
Philosophy and Mathematics
Guys Shopping
Women and Cats
Happy as a Clam
Counterfeiter
Plink! Plink! Plink!
A Child's View of Marriage
Job Interview
Free Drinks
Donkey Raffle
Simple Operation
Threatening Letters
Please Come Out and Give Yourself Up
Elderly Women
Funny Bumper Stickers About Men
CIA Job
The Perfect Job
A Fitting Punishment
Brain Transplant
Dark Suckers
Secret Formula
Mad Cow
What Bumpers are For
The Power of Woman
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The Study
Criminal Masterminds
Nice Job
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Pizza Coupon
Golf Prayer
Animal Sounds
Make Life More Enjoyable
I'm the Boss
Bank Robbery
Two Engineering Students
Eggplants
Blonde Interview
Confucius Says
Blonde Stop
What's the Time?
Blonde Car Accident
The Rules
Signs Technology Took Over Your Life
Useless in the Parking Lot
The Ring Bearer
Vacation
Cop Lines
Did You Hear?
Hearing Problems
What's Your Secret?
Management Lesson
Patio Problem
Sorry, Wrong Number
You Told Her What?
High Birth Rate
Manyana
Enough is Enough
Space Monkeys
Top Ten Things That Men Understand About Women
Hemlsman Training
A Golf Club Walks Into a Bar
Applied Mathematics
Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle
Juan the Smuggler
Job Application
Chess Playing Dog
Grandma's Visit
The Art Collector
Some Race Horses in a Stable
Bumper Sticker Funnies
Daughter In College
Late for Work
Bad Corporate Slogans
Who Is This Calling?
The Momentous Question
Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline
Separation
Only in America
Successful Marriage
Definitions
Flat Tire
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Abort, Retry, Ignore
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Mail Call
Money Problems
Speeding
Smart Dog
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Lost Weight
Acts 2:38
Singing Fish
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Misbehaving Phone Call
Jogging Shoes
Feline Physics
Unpaid Bill
Awful Breakfast
Shoplifter
Spelling Information
After Christmas Thought
Lost Cookies
The Fiance
Holiday Tips
Too Much Sugar
Electric Trains
'Twas The Night Before Christmas - Military Version
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Twas the Day After Christmas
Airport Mistletoe
What Denomination?
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Thank You Notes
Christmas Riddles
The Twelve Thank-You Notes of Christmas Part 2
The Twelve Thank-You Notes of Christmas Part 1
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Three Wise Firemen
Sayings That Should Be On Buttons
The Happy Groom
Lemons
One Wish
Allee Oop!
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Foreign Language
Mary Lou
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Refrigerator Goals
A Bad Day Fishing
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21st Century Marriage
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Murphy's Law - The Tech Version
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Foiled Carjacking
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Two Lions
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'Twas the night before Christmas (Military version)
Police Stop
Waiting in Line
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Boss
Cat and Comma
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Top Secret Communications Center
Old Friends
Slow Sammy
Spell Cheque
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Aspirin Overdose
A Feat of Strength
Mild-Mannered Man
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Three Old Men
More About Life in the 1500s
Adding Another Mouth
The Equation of Earnings
Medical Chart Notes
Life in the 1500s
Railroad Accident
Throwing Dollars
Inattentive Waitress
Signs You've Eaten Too Much
Wedding Dress Blues
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Dog Telegram
Your Time is Not Yet Up
Grandma's Colors
What Acronyms Really Mean
The Bathroom
Military Housecat
Regular Consumption of Guinness
To the Engineer
Blondes Fishing
You Know You've Still Had Too Much Coffee When...
Locked Car
Top Five Most Frivolous Cases Filed By New York City Prisoners
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Mrs. O'Connor Divorce
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Double Death
Violin Practice
Arresting Mom
A Dollar Per Point
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The Great Writer
Two Vampire Bats
Animal Truisms
Chemical Analysis of Human Elements
Airliner in Violent Thunderstorm
Baseball in Heaven
Things You Do Not Want to Happen at Your ATM
Bottle Fed Baby
The Good Ol' Days
Army Cadet
How to Detect a Mental Deficiency
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Today's Fairy Tales
Dangling Participles
Deep Thoughts About Pigs and Sheep
Things to Do to Liven Up Thanksgiving Dinner
Wedding Vows
Small Town USA
Inventions Bound to Fail
Hair Cut
Over Five Years
A Cowboy's Guilde to Live
Over Quota
Motorcycle Insurance
Two Fools Flying
Elephant Robbery
Missing Cell Phone
Feeling Old
True or False
Airline Rage
Camping Tips
Helping an Overweight Blonde
Under the Wagon
If Restaurants Functioned Like Tech Support
Newly Issued Alcohol Warnings
Physics
Puppy Love
20 Tons of Canaries
Pesky Telemarketer
Ten Reasons Why TV Is Better Than The World-Wide Web
Grounded
Women's Profound Sayings
Dallas Rental Car
Nursing Home Wedding
Magic of the Internet
GI Insurance
Weather Indian
Operating on Engineers
Blonde Riding a Horse
Two-By-Fours
Jack's Last Will and Testament
High Blood Pressure
Anthill Golfing
Mom's Time Out
How to Catch a White Elephant
The Beachcomber
Expensive Doctor
Epitaphs
Too Helpful
Bovine Humor
A Cowboy Rides Into Town
Take the Bus
No Bills Larger Than $20
Chemist's Joke
Mass Hysteria
Conceited New Rookie
Flight School
That's Not It
Chin Chin
Little League Conference
Heaven Bound
Navy Officer Cutting Through
Kiss Per Yard
A Scots Pessimist
New Principal
Second Notice
What is 2 * 2
Football Wedding
A/C Trouble
I Do Not Think
A Texan in Ballinclashett
Emergency Call
Translations of Help Wanted Ads
Two People
Baby Wrap
Overloaded
Dog at the Movies
A Deep Rooted Delusion
The Rabbit
Lost Parrot
Remember to Be a Good Sport
The Biggest Scam
You Work in Corporate America If...
Perfume Counter
Hubble Photograph of Distant Galaxies Colliding
Parking
Horse or Chicken
Pig With a Wooden Leg
Broken
Shopping For A Dress
Little Rabbit FooFoo
Red and Blue Lights
Breaking In
It All Makes Sense Now...
Atomic Bar
Political Correctness
Some Race Horses Were Talking
Joining The Army
What $2 Can Buy
The Mathematician and the Physicist
Eulogy
Unscheduled Outage
My Mother Taught Me
Out of Step
Small Town Stop
1935
Double Positives
Three Legged Chicken
Psych Treatment
Signs
Explaining the Flag
Purchasing Brain Power
God the Parent
Bumpers
When Will They Meet?
Traffic Stop
The Top 10 Things Engineering School Didn't Teach
Handicapped Parking
Stained Glass
Finding Her Place
Spring Fever
Remote Control
What is Pi?
Embarrassing Moments
Get Better Soon
Patient Will Live
Etch-A-Sketch Tech Support
No Tail Light
Never Talk to the Parrot
The Limo
Little Johnny's Numbers
Animal Super Bowl
You Know You're in Texas When...
Bank Name
Housekeeping Husband
Dumbest People Ever?
First Offense
Make women happy - Demerit Point System explained
Get Your Own
Politician's Sandwich
Bachelor Cooking
Insurance Claim
Canine Complex
How to Handle Teens
Lifeboat
Perspective
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
Car Privileges
Definitions for Parents
Shoe Repair
A Story of Creation
Ole and Lena Go Flying
Four Languages
A Blonde is Overweight
Science Lesson
Temperence Lecture
American Holiday
The Natural
But Officer...
We Deliver
Stupid Criminal
Set It Free
More Signs Your Cow has Mad-Cow
Knock Knock! Who's There?
45 or 82?
Sodium Love
Signs Your Cow has Mad-Cow
Cow on the Track
Scale Convention
Top Ten Changes to Cable Television
A Texas Millionaire
Tech Support
Government Job
Great Steaks
Long Hair
New Year's Dinner
Fairest Tax
Loan Arithmetic
Never Felt Better
A Dog's Telegram
Two Hydrogen Atoms
No UPC
Well Done
Be My Valentine
First Football Game
A Nice Boy
The Big Debate
Little Johnny on Chemistry
Out of the Home
Boots
Growing Up
Mad Cow Disease
Still More Shredded Similes, Mutilated Metaphors
Job Search Woes
More Shredded Similes, Mutilated Metaphors
Little Girl Walking Home From School
Fasten Seat Belts
Shredded Similes, Mutilated Metaphors
Blonde Pregnancy
Late Night Call
A Tough Question
Ransacked Blonde
Capital Knowledge
Florist Mistake
Jail Mail
Magical Compact
Delaware Decision
Wait Your Turn
The Widow at the Farmhouse
Golden Saloon
Funeral Comments
The Redneck and the Chainsaw
Drunk at Confessional
Sunbathing
Blonde's Jigsaw Puzzle
Neighbors in Montana
Slow Down
Shirley's Makeover
Texas Blind Man
Cooking Woes
Fishing License
Old Age Secret
Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Pets Than Cats
Cynical Meanings
Mutual Attraction
Contact Lens
Class Trip
Northern Light
For his part
How You Made Money
Co-Author
That Chicken Joke
Feeding Fur
String Cheese
Drinks on me
Darla's Doctor's Visit
For Crying Out Loud
Classroom Smarts
Sudden Death Final
Teachers On Patrol
Check Out Mate
Cliche Turned Back
Peer pressure
Both Ends
Road Warrior
Glass Half-Empty
Jaw dropper
Typical Jim
God's Email
The Crowded Store
Very Dangerous Mix
I Just Needed To Use Your Car
Getting Older
Snooze Cruise
Boss Truism
Security Concerns
Heaven Can Wait
Pragmatic Gifts
The Meaning of Self-Help
Walk Softly
Driven to Distraction
More Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously
Too-Jealous Wife
Road Trip
Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously
Ranching Out
Why Specs Live Forever
King of the Open Seas
A Further Danger of Cloning
You Get What You Pay For
Pythagoras Was A Native American
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